Tag: satire

• How to be a successful manic pixie dream girl

  

  Forget whatever you might know of your origins. Forget what you love, and especially forget what you hate. Shrink into toddlerhood – make sure your waist shrinks too. No one over 110 pounds could possibly be eccentric. Fall in love eternally. Love the carpet, the table, the dogshit on the street. Don’t admit to loving…

  kdhumewriter

  December 13, 2018

  creative writing, satire, Stories & Essays, tropes

  creative writing, fiction, how to, manic pixie dream girl, satire